A woman ingests a tube of K-Y or some similar lubricant. Concurrently, her male lover sits on the toilet and takes a shit. The woman then puts her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting and pukes lubricant on the man’s member. The woman then mounts the lubricated penis whilst the man shits – and farting sounds “Holla” out of the man’s ass. Sexual intercourse (and shitting) ensues until finished.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods