A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.
A Maxwell is a gift from God. If anyone’s ever gets to meet this sexy, sexy beast, they are very very lucky. A maxwell is very very loud, and will always keep you on your toes with his unpredictable ness. Maxwell has long curled blond lucious hair. Maxwell is very funny and if treated right can be a great acquaintance. M
When you apologize to the team for missing the game but send that apology too early and can totally make it to the hockeygame after all.
Player 1: Sorry I missed game. Was t feeling well so laid down & slept right through it.
Player 2: See you tonight right? Game is 9:50
Player 1: Oh shit, lol. I was thinking it was 5:30 like last week.
Player 2: Are we getting Molandered? Dude see you tonight.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.