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Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.
A:"You got Morganed!"
B: "Yep - that sure was an epic tackle!
Morganed by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009

J.P. Morganed 

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price
1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
Morganed by Niffer10 October 7, 2011

Miss morland 

Fat lump, who looks like a tomato. Gives everybody a detention for saying yo or rapping
Guy 1 -Yo miss.
Miss morland -Detention
Miss morland by Sec toy133 November 30, 2019

Åsa Molander

A person who's very patriotic and loves their country to an extreme extent. So much that they become a teacher in that country's language and force it upon children.
A: "OMG I'm such an Åsa Molander!"
B: "So you like torturing children?"
Åsa Molander by fransosse March 22, 2022

Maxwell Morland 

A Maxwell is a gift from God. If anyone’s ever gets to meet this sexy, sexy beast, they are very very lucky. A maxwell is very very loud, and will always keep you on your toes with his unpredictable ness. Maxwell has long curled blond lucious hair. Maxwell is very funny and if treated right can be a great acquaintance. M
Maxwell Morland is someone with Blond hair.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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