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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

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No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate) 

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

Mouse Petter 

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC
Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"
Mouse Petter by MrB7 August 22, 2017

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.
The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!
mouse gladiator by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Mouse in the House 

When a basketball player has a much smaller defender guarding him in the post.

Mickey Mouse Stream 

A name given to Quackity's twitch streams by Georgenotfound, because Quackity did one mickey mouse impression.
George: Quackity end your Mickey Mouse Stream.
Quackity: WHAT IS A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM?