Motitis

A Cypriot influencer based in Leeds, UK.

Fan#1: Hey! Do you know Motitis?

Fan#2: omg duh who doesn't?

Fan#1: I always liked you...

Fan#2: What? why didn't you tell me?

Fan#1: ...

Fan#2: bye James

Motitis by Motitis May 20, 2019

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad where they make good biryani. A young moit who looked like Shahrukh Khan used to nut on the biryani before it was served as his father could not afford salad cream. He would then tell the customers that it was the best salad cream in the world and could be used as steroids. People would not believe his outrageous and fabricated lies

Did he just say he banged Sam the Man?His moitism is going way too far!!!

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism 

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great

Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism

Moitism by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Moitism 

Originating from the Telugu phrase," మీరు స్టుపిడ్ ఇడియట్" moitism is when you say something outrageous and false to make yourself seem good

Did he just say he had shex? Don't listen to his moitism

Moitism by Chungus fungus BOI December 26, 2018

Monitis 

Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.

" I have these symptoms"

"You have Monitis"

Monitis by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007

momitis 

When your kids are too attached to you..

My 8 year old son won't stop following me.. He must have momitis wants mom's love.

momitis by Mom- itis December 26, 2015

monitism

A way of enduring everything in funny way yet getting to solve things outside once endiviour.

Monitism is the best.

monitism by Monit August 13, 2021