Mothers Law 

Mother's Law; noun
The Mother version of Murphy's Law.

As originally defined in Mikayla's Dictionary published 2024;
When a mom's time and motivation align perfectly to complete tasks otherwise usually pushed aside for lack of time or motivation alignment, the Mother's children will then undoubtedly become extraordinarily clingy, perform dangerous acts and hurt themselves requiring comfort and consoling, fight with siblings (both verbally and physically) and cause various alternative chaotic acts within the home environment, therefore causing the tasks or projects to yet again go undone or possibly worsen.

I finally had the time and willpower to (insert task here) but then the kids went feral - that's Mothers Law for you!

Mothers Law by Mom's fan May 4, 2024

mother-in-law

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself

mother-in-law----> woman hitler

mother-in-law by J. Stalin November 8, 2007

mother in law

A dreadful experience which we all must go through, unfortunately.

Next time, pour holy water on her... she may melt.

mother in law by Nikki J. September 10, 2003

Massachusetts mother in law 

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .

"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

Massachusetts mother in law by NEhater January 8, 2014

mother in law

An evil deceptive creature ,who likes to analyze your every move,
Condemn you, and leave you to die.
Often bearing a strong resemblence to Skellator from He-man ,or a Vulture.
Also see " angel of death"
Or "entity from hell"

I would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.

mother in law by SHANNON January 13, 2004

mother in law

A woman that 90% of the time talks about how she loves stuff that is so fuckin boring you consider hanging yourself.

A Woman that thinks your not good enough for her daughter until you buy her that flower pot she really liked.

A Woman who thinks and speaks shit!

A Pain in the ass!

Hint, When being spoken to by your mother in law, listen and dont lie, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.

Hi Darlin, me and the lads are going to the shooting range, does your mother want to come?

I took her to the mall and she just wonderd off... Seriously.

Darlin will you take my mother out later, yes i was going to take the dog for a walk anyway.

Question: Im going to my mothers house, Do you want to come?
Answer: i cant, Aliens have landed and have take over the world. i must go and fight with the resistance.

mother in law by Gary Campbell August 19, 2005

mother in law

A women who gave birth to another human being in order to make him/her missearable and than accuse his/her spouse for that.

My mother in law, your mother in law, everyone's mother in lax

mother in law by lucija July 2, 2006