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motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.
"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."
motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

molastic 

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)
"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."
molastic by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

Neoteric Monastic 

(Noun) a member of a community which is classified as being both part of the new monasticism movement and the interspirituality movement.
The Universal Order of Sannyasa is a neoteric monastic community envisioned by Br. Wayne Teasdale and formally founded January 9, 2010.
Wow man. That sure was one motastic piece off coolness.
Motastic by Bob17 October 4, 2005
When something or someone is very or is looking very mut
Mut is wearing her red bikini. She is looking Mutastic
Mutastic by Rynaldo5 October 18, 2008

Mootastic 

Describing something wonderful, surprising, awesome, or pertaining to cows, or the word moo.
That is so mootastic!