metastical 

when something happens so in your face it's that fantastic as to almost be unbelievable.

That comment on Twitter about my quote being used in a real news article is metastical! Pinch me and see if i'm real.

metastical by inursha June 17, 2021

Metallical 

Something you see that is shiny and metallic, but is WAAAAAY cooler than 'metallic'.

You can only pull this word off if you are cool and ghetto.

Guy#1: woah dude, that's so metallic!
Guy #2: Naah man, it's METALLICAL.

Metallical by W.cJ July 19, 2012

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

mantastically sexalicious 

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting

Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.

mantastically sexalicious by Blacula May 13, 2008

mesticals 

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

mesticals by MJE November 27, 2007

matatical 

Synonymous to 'insane' or 'blow-your-mind-awesome'. Very popular in the Midwest United States, and is frequently used when speaking through a public address system.

The word is often associated with events happening on Mondays, thus forming the phrase, "matatical Monday".

Hey bro, what happened to you?

Don't know man, but I sure had a matatical Monday night...

Woah, you did that crazy stuff on a Monday night? that's pretty matatical, bro. I was just doing homework all night *sigh

matatical by 2redpartyhats November 17, 2011

mantastically sexalicious 

Not only to have a 10 on the Worcester Manometer, but also to have a physical resemblance of the gods, AKA to be so sexy that women and gay men just cannot help but want you, even without seeing you, just by feeling your presence (such as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Faris, John Adam, and NOTTTTT!!! Charles Lindbergh)

Betsy: Is Charles Lindbergh sexy?
Claire: Hmmm, well he is cute, but he's definitely not mantastically sexalicious. You would have to be aboslutely insane to think he was THAT good looking.
Betsy: Let's check the Worcester Manometer!
Claire: Okay!
(check Worcester Manometer)
Betsy: He came up as a 5?
Claire: Hmmm, well I guess he really ISN'T good looking...

(At a party...)
Candy: OMG! This party is so much fun!
Cookie: Yeah it is... (suddenly very alert, Cookie has stopped dancing and puts her hand slowly on Candy's shoulder) I've just cum. Is there someone at the door.
(They both whip around to see that Sean Faris has just entered. Upon realizing what has happened, they are both overcome by the strength of his sexiness and are unable to maintain conciousness, fainting in the middle of the room).
Father: (apparently slightly dizzy, speaking to Sean Faris) You're lucky I'm not gay, otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle that you are so mantastically sexalicious.

mantastically sexalicious by Bobby X. June 2, 2008