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Two men are scorched and burned!
Kite me a sign!
Moskau! Moskau!
Billy is a Handyman!
Porcelain is the surest plan!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Moskau by LrgDumps March 23, 2008
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A word used by Ukrainians to insult Russians, especially those who come from Moscow.
There aren't any Georgians here anymore; now it's full of those Moskals!
Moskal by pentozali September 23, 2009

Zak Mosbauer 

Some gay fuck who goes to tbay and is short as fuck. He thinks he's a hard cunt but I gave him a crack to the jaw. His height is so funny he's so short it's like he doesn't exist.

Lol imagine
Zak Mosbauer is gay and short
Let me make this perfectly clear:
There is a huge difference between a Russian and a Moskal.

A Russian is a normal person who is ethnically Russian and speaks Russian. (Ukrainians have nothing against this person).

A Moskal is an individual, who is also ethnically Russian, and usually an alcoholic or drug user. A Moskal is also an imperialistic piece of shit who screams that he wants to conquer all of the countries bordering Russia, and or worships Stalin and Lenin as if they were "gods". Moskali usually hate all of the ethnicities in Eastern Europe (Ukrainians, Lithuanians, Latvians, Estonians, Belarussians, and Georgians). Usually they only find Russian nationalism acceptable, and label all other nationalists in EE as " fascists".

I'm Ukrainian, and like I said before, I have nothing against normal Russian people.
That Moskal is trying to conquer all of Eastern Europe.

Those Moskali always blackmail other countries with natural gas.
Moskal by Danik67 July 9, 2014
1. to hit or strike very hard, as a golf ball

2. to beat another competitor/athlete/team by a large margin
"Wow, he moskulated his putt right off of the green!"
Moskulate by Pat O'Neil February 24, 2009
Russian people who live in Ukraine and who hate Ukrainians and all the Ukrainian culture, who disrespect the entire nation, are very rude, drink tons of vodka and talk in russian (by the way, cussing a lot) showing everyone around that the official language in the country is not a big deal for them. Usually prefer communist tendencies, nasty russian rap or pop music and gang affairs.
Eastern Ukraine, especially Donetsk, is full of moskali.
moskali by Nue she May 30, 2006
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