Morturnal

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A friend who completely drops off the grid, ignores texts, and is never seen out "alive" at social events, only to suddenly reappear or "resurrect" when they need a favour, or when everyone else is completely exhausted

Dave is completely morturnal. He ignored our group chat for six months, but suddenly showed up at my house at 2:00 AM because he needed a lift home.

Morturnal by Jackonfire September 23, 2026

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Morturnal

An adjective used to describe wildlife that is rarely seen alive by humans, but is frequently encountered or observed after death (for example, as roadkill on highways or as prey left behind by pets).

Hedgehogs and badgers have sadly become entirely morturnal creatures to the average commuter; we know they live in the nearby woods, but we only ever see them on the side of the road.

Morturnal by Jackonfire September 23, 2026

Related Words

Morturnal • mockturnal • Minturnal Review

Minturnal Review

Compulsively masturbating in the bathroom at work.

1) Gene has been giving the latest issue of SWANK the Minturnal Review for over 45 minutes.
2) This is an interesting proposal I will give it a Minturnal Review this afternoon.

Minturnal Review by sgt. roy batty September 10, 2016

mockturnal

The act of staying up all night (usually drug induced) and telling others that you were sleeping.

"Bart said he slept last night, but I think he was mockturnal."

mockturnal by Loinly April 18, 2008

Mockturnal

When you say you’re going to stay up at night and then fall asleep

Man: “You said you would stay up and play games man” Joe: “I know but I’m really tired” Man: “Nah you’re mockturnal”

Mockturnal by JustaYoyo February 21, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026