mockturnal
mockturnal by Loinly April 18, 2008
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Mockturnal
Man: “You said you would stay up and play games man” Joe: “I know but I’m really tired” Man: “Nah you’re mockturnal”
Mockturnal by JustaYoyo February 21, 2023
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Sockturnal Effect
The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.
A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!
B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.
Sockturnal Effect by Ajriceman March 13, 2010
Cockturnal
Cockturnal by KaraSwag February 1, 2014
cockturnal vision
Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.
cockturnal vision by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009
Cockturnal
"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"
Cockturnal by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016
Mockturtle21
Mockturtle21 by ItzHayden07 March 22, 2021
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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