mockturnal

The act of staying up all night (usually drug induced) and telling others that you were sleeping.

"Bart said he slept last night, but I think he was mockturnal."

by Loinly April 18, 2008

Mockturnal

When you say you’re going to stay up at night and then fall asleep

Man: “You said you would stay up and play games man” Joe: “I know but I’m really tired” Man: “Nah you’re mockturnal”

by JustaYoyo February 21, 2023

Sockturnal Effect

The phenomenon of going to bed with both socks on, and waking up with one sock completely off and the other sock completely on.

A) Dude! I fell asleep with both socks on, but I woke up with only one. I think I've been robbed by the sock gnomes!

B) Ahh, twas simply the sockturnal effect my friend. Every one knows that there are no such thing as gnomes.

by Ajriceman March 13, 2010

Cockturnal

(n).
Someone who is attracted to homosexuals of the opposite sex.

"What's your sexual orientation?" "I'm cockturnal."

"I'm so cockturnal for my OTP."

by KaraSwag February 1, 2014

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

Cockturnal

Someone who only jerks off at night

"Hey Dan what are you doing tonight?"
"Jerkinf off"
"Why don't you do it right now?"
"I can't I'm Cockturnal"

by Hugh Janis26 June 25, 2016

Mockturtle21

A sweat at warzone who just can’t be stopped, but when it comes to f1 not even bowser can stop him.

“Oh no” “what?” “It’s Mockturtle21”

by ItzHayden07 March 22, 2021