Mortania 

Beautiful person. Sweet tits, hot ass. The name Mortania can be used by a person with those characteristics.

She would also be a metal head, nerdy, particulary cute when she laughs and lovable in every way.

"OMFG, look at her, she's stunning. Her name must be Mortania."
"I'd hit it!"

Mortania by Zappy4 February 16, 2009

Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

Martanian Bearcrawl by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Instrumentum Mortaria 

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

Instrumentum Mortaria by theo November 12, 2003

moraniac 

Someone that drives like a total idiot

look at that fuckin moraniac

moraniac by dr philgood March 6, 2009

Mormania 

The European homeland of the mormans, not to be confused with their origin nation, Mormanistan

god bless mormania and it's proud traditions

Mormania by Funky-Bob November 7, 2007

mormania 

the great kingdom of the crazy psychic dominating mormons. where the grand wizard rules all with his magic stick which steals 10% of your wages and attempt to forcibly baptise you!

0ahh i just escaped mormania with my wallet intact!

mormania by Andy/Matt September 17, 2004

Mortanius

1. The oldest creature in the world, though not of this world. Mortanius was transformed into a single-cell organism and abandoned on the earth 44 billion years ago by his native race. Over the last 44 billion years, he has evolved into an ambiguous, malevolent being. He can take, but is not limited to, the following forms:

-man-sized roach
-mischevious fox present in Japanese mythology
-various trees
-crude robot
-various insects
-Egyptian jackal deity, though he is most skittish in this form, often denying that he takes it.
-sickly human
-jet-propelled swimming pool cleaner
-television (in this form, fond of saying 'fiddle with my knobs')

In addition, Mortanius suffers unknowingly from heroin addiction and ejaculates all bodily fluids nightly.

The being also has several additional characteristics, including the ability to stretch his neck, control all plant life except members of "the resistance," control insects and maintain animation despite death and decay.

He also enjoys limited control over a symbiote that has attached itself to his body, though he has never been able to coerce the symbiote to his most desired "penis fingers" form.

Often heard phrases:

What? I just woke up.

Always gotta crucify a mother fucker!

Let me slip up in on your sister.

Geez, you keep it chilly in here! I better put on my fir coat!

Why are you being such a bitch, Rose?

Mortanius by green salad June 23, 2004