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Martanian Bearcrawl 

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.
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Mortania 

Beautiful person. Sweet tits, hot ass. The name Mortania can be used by a person with those characteristics.

She would also be a metal head, nerdy, particulary cute when she laughs and lovable in every way.
"OMFG, look at her, she's stunning. Her name must be Mortania."
"I'd hit it!"
Mortania by Zappy4 February 16, 2009
god you such a merania
merania by xVaxxoHimself January 30, 2018

Mertavia 

A sad depressed bean who only writes angst and fluff because that’s how they live
She’s such a Mertavia.
Mertavia by Wawa_Weeb September 10, 2020

Mernania 

An island found on the coast of Lithuania and is home to Olivia, Jessica, Angelina (x2), Alyssa (x2), Charlise, Claudia, Aria, Myah, Emily and Maddie.
Hey, are you Mernanian or Gernanian?
Yeah, I was born in Mernania!
Mernania by ZIZI16 June 11, 2024

Mernania 

Mernania is a fake made up country. It is home to retards and low life’s.
Oh you’re from Mernania?
Yes, because I’m a faggot!
Mernania by OS_349 July 13, 2024