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Morningcup

When you urinate/deficate/throw up into a cup at night, then rinse it out and fill it with beverage of choice and serve to disliked houseguest the next morning. thus becoming morningcup.
I gave him morningcup to drink out of. i had just pooped in it last night!!!
by Ray Jolly July 12, 2011
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Morningcap

a drink to cap off your morning.
Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?
by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010
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Morning Cup of Tea

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
by Dode May 25, 2009
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Morning Cup of Hoe

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.
Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.
by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009
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MorningFunk

John: Dude monday mornings always give me seriously bad MorningFunk
by MorningFunker October 17, 2011
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morningu

A weeby way of saying "morning"

An attempt to mimic the pronunciation of a Japanese English word モーニング (pronounced like: Moh-Nin-Gu),
especially seen on twitter or other SNS among people, often with anime girl pictures.

As there is no phonetic character that ends with a consonance in Japanese (except n),
often, putting a vowel to the end of a word makes it like Japanese.

Other examples can be husbando, waifu.
Jack: Good Morningu.
Tom: Morningu, Jack san!
by PerplexedCat November 6, 2018
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Brownie Morninghug

When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.

In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.
Lisa and Graham started their Valentine's weekend with a warm Brownie Morninghug.
by Perky NippyCake December 3, 2017
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