Morningcup

When you urinate/deficate/throw up into a cup at night, then rinse it out and fill it with beverage of choice and serve to disliked houseguest the next morning. thus becoming morningcup.

I gave him morningcup to drink out of. i had just pooped in it last night!!!

Morningcup by Ray Jolly July 12, 2011

Morningcap 

a drink to cap off your morning.

Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?

Morningcap by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010

Morning Cup of Tea 

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

Morning Cup of Hoe 

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.

Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

Morning Cup of Hoe by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009

MorningFunk

to be in a bad/depressed mood

John: Dude monday mornings always give me seriously bad MorningFunk

MorningFunk by MorningFunker October 17, 2011

morningu 

A weeby way of saying "morning"

An attempt to mimic the pronunciation of a Japanese English word モーニング (pronounced like: Moh-Nin-Gu),
especially seen on twitter or other SNS among people, often with anime girl pictures.

As there is no phonetic character that ends with a consonance in Japanese (except n),
often, putting a vowel to the end of a word makes it like Japanese.

Other examples can be husbando, waifu.

Jack: Good Morningu.
Tom: Morningu, Jack san!

morningu by PerplexedCat November 6, 2018

Brownie Morninghug 

When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.

In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.

Lisa and Graham started their Valentine's weekend with a warm Brownie Morninghug.

Brownie Morninghug by Perky NippyCake December 3, 2017