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Morningcup

When you urinate/deficate/throw up into a cup at night, then rinse it out and fill it with beverage of choice and serve to disliked houseguest the next morning. thus becoming morningcup.
I gave him morningcup to drink out of. i had just pooped in it last night!!!
Morningcup by Ray Jolly July 12, 2011
Words you can keep

Morningcap 

a drink to cap off your morning.
Can I interest you in a morningcap, my dear?
Morningcap by ZStyle90 January 26, 2010

Morning Cup of Tea 

The first urination of the day.
Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.
Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

Morning Cup of Hoe 

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.
Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

MorningFunk

to be in a bad/depressed mood
John: Dude monday mornings always give me seriously bad MorningFunk
MorningFunk by MorningFunker October 17, 2011

morningu 

A weeby way of saying "morning"

An attempt to mimic the pronunciation of a Japanese English word モーニング (pronounced like: Moh-Nin-Gu),
especially seen on twitter or other SNS among people, often with anime girl pictures.

As there is no phonetic character that ends with a consonance in Japanese (except n),
often, putting a vowel to the end of a word makes it like Japanese.

Other examples can be husbando, waifu.
Jack: Good Morningu.
Tom: Morningu, Jack san!
morningu by PerplexedCat November 6, 2018

Brownie Morninghug 

When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.

In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.
Lisa and Graham started their Valentine's weekend with a warm Brownie Morninghug.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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