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Bond just let go a mooser
mooser by gorak April 8, 2003

Two Mooser 

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position
Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!
Two Mooser by The Mooser January 10, 2019

Mickey Mooser 

A creepy version of mickey mouse in eastern Europe. He lures people in his warehouse and kills people and hangs their heads against the wall. Their blood as a result ends up on the ground.
Guy 1 : Yo I went to eastern Europe for vacation and Mickey Mooser almost killed me.
Guy 2 : Holy crap dude that's scary
Guy 1 : I know
Mickey Mooser by Mickey Mooser December 4, 2019
The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.
Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.
moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

moose drool beer 

moose drool beer - Moose Drool is the world's premier brown ale produced by

Big Sky Brewing Company....
(Not to be confused with moosehead beer aka moosehead Lager).

They claim it Goes Best With

Burgers; buffalo wings; Asian food; Mexican food; spicy food; nutty food; fried food; pizza; steaks
Moose drool beer is chocolate brown in color with a creamy texture. A malty beer with just enough hop presence to keep it from being too sweet. The aroma mostly comes from the malt with a hint of spice added by the hops. Moose Drool is brewed with pale, caramel, chocolate, and whole black malts; and Kent Goldings, Liberty, and Willamette hops.

Big sky brewery is based in 5417 Trumpeter Way, Missoula, MT 59808
moose drool beer by Blu_leef March 10, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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