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Montriced 

Verb. To perform below expectations and blame the subpar performance on others. Usually associated with premeditated excuses, such as casually running something important by someone unaware and using that person's failure to criticize as the reason for the failure.
What do you mean it's my fault you didn't get cat food? We talked about it this morning, it's not the phone's fault. I'm not trying to be montriced.
Montriced by killerdolphin March 8, 2015

Mooncricket 

Derogotory term for "colored people". Basically the same as saying Nigger
Dude...look at those mooncrickets in that back alley playing dice.
Mooncricket by Andrew September 27, 2004

mooncricket 

Damn Marcus you're a fucking mooncricket!
mooncricket by Bananuhhhzzz October 25, 2006

mooncricket 

A racial slur, or derogatory term usually associated with black people.
Oh my gosh, look out! That mooncricket is about to shoot you!
mooncricket by DA20 Pilot March 20, 2008

Mooncricket 

Slang for a black person. It has gained popularity on the eastern coast of the United States as it is drastically less offensive than the commonly used “nigger”.

Also used is the less common “Cricket of the Moon”.
White guy greeting black friend: “Whats good, mooncricket?”

Mooncricket 

That mooncricket smells like spoiled bologna.
Mooncricket by _Jon_Doe_ December 24, 2020