moondance

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.

Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."

by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010

moondance

to have sex outside at night

its a wonderful night for a moondance.

by emilia March 21, 2004

Moondance

Glittering reflection of the moon over a body of water

The bright full moon created a long magical moondance stretching to the horizon across the calm sea.

by ArchieArchie November 23, 2021

mandancer

Typically seen at dance clubs and gay bars, overly flamboyant homosexual male who, for reasons unknown, must dance with his shirt off with other topless men.

I went to go clubbing but got stuck getting hounded by a mandancer.

by joe turk May 11, 2004

mondane

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane

After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 19, 2011

Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.

Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.

by Tbell November 9, 2014

Moonlancing

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.

Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.

by Blinko May 31, 2009