mondance

a sad slow dance done carried out on a monday half hung over after a weekend of booze when you realise there is lots to be done at work.

Oh shit I have lots to do and its monday, perhaps a quick mondance will take my mind off things

mondance by JGreen January 27, 2006

mandancer 

Typically seen at dance clubs and gay bars, overly flamboyant homosexual male who, for reasons unknown, must dance with his shirt off with other topless men.

I went to go clubbing but got stuck getting hounded by a mandancer.

mandancer by joe turk May 11, 2004

mondane 

adi: to be of or alike the gloomy spirit of Monday morning \ (antonym) fridane

After rain all weekend, the atmosphere at work was mighty mondane.

mondane by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ June 19, 2011

moondance 

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.

Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."

moondance by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010

Mundance 

A series of rhythmical movements performed in honour of a dull or mundane situation. Often accompanied with a positive vocal in the form of a "yay", "yeah", or "woo-hoo"

Diana and Frank decided to have a little mundance to celebrate that Diana had to leave for work

Mundance by Froodles August 20, 2013

moondance 

to have sex outside at night

its a wonderful night for a moondance.

moondance by emilia March 21, 2004

MoDance 

MoDancing is a form of performing art, a combination of dance and gymnastics. It involves dancing and performing acrobatic tricks with a vertical pole attached to any mobile unit and is an increasingly popular form of fitness and dance, practiced by many well fracing enthusiasts.

It is probable MoDancing started in a small rural community in Southwestern, Pennsylvania in 2011, when traveling show dancers used a tent pole as a prop in their acts and migrated from well site to well site.

The MoDancers went from well to well.

MoDance by GasWellFracingWoman September 27, 2011