Moon Rider 

A Man or woman with a large forehead and receding hair line.

These people tend to look like they could do with a wash.

Usually from "out in the sticks"

Found driving crap cars and riding moons

Look at those moon riders over there....

What are they doing?
- Just riding the moon

Moon Rider by Russ Gill December 26, 2007

moon raider 

Non-offensive, covert term for gay male.

"Did you see those moon raiders at brunch in their versace jumpsuits?"

moon raider by Camel J February 24, 2012

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

unicorn moon ride by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012

ride the moon 

sleep, dream, hit the hay etc.

hey man, you wanna watch another movie?

nah, man, it's too late. i'm'na go ride the moon.

ride the moon by unp July 31, 2010

Moonride 

When two friends go on a secret car-ride adventure, driving aimlessly and snorting mass amounts of cocaine without stopping the car. The person sitting in the passenger seat is always the designated chopper. For best results, when it is the driver's turn to snort. The passenger will have one hand holding the surface and the other hand holding the wheel.

- "This calls for a moonride."

or

- "Oh man, I was so wired last night from all that moonriding" (except, you wouldn't be saying this BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING SECRET!)

Moonride by OBEYTHEWHITE January 3, 2011

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider  

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider by One- Knighter August 24, 2008