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Moonride

When two friends go on a secret car-ride adventure, driving aimlessly and snorting mass amounts of cocaine without stopping the car. The person sitting in the passenger seat is always the designated chopper. For best results, when it is the driver's turn to snort. The passenger will have one hand holding the surface and the other hand holding the wheel.
- "This calls for a moonride."

or

- "Oh man, I was so wired last night from all that moonriding" (except, you wouldn't be saying this BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING SECRET!)
by OBEYTHEWHITE January 3, 2011
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Moonridge

the action of dropping your drawers and taking a shit on a trail

Having people point and laugh at you while you're taking a crap on the trail..

Only having a map...

600 yards away from the bathroom, you just couldn't make it.
OH crap! I need to go to the bathroom! but it's too far away!!! NOOO I can't make it..give me this map. Don't pull a moonridge
by moonridge July 19, 2009
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Moonrise

The visual phenomenon that occurs when a pair of tight jeans slowly rises over a voluptuous booty.
Leila, that was such a good moonrise this morning. I hope tomorrow's is just as beautiful.
by kurtronicus April 21, 2022
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Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)
Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!
by One- Knighter August 24, 2008
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Moonrise

To disarm a person's anger with excessive charm
Yo, Chris's missus was so pissed of at me!" "Bro, how you gonna smooth it over?" "Turn the charm up to 11... Totally moonrise her
by Ackerydackery June 3, 2011
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tequila moonrise

One has to sip tequila out of a man's asshole, (the man is mooning the sipper
I snuck out last night so my dad made me do a tequila moonrise on him
by jackednrexi January 15, 2009
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Moonrise King

Wow Moonrise King is a sexy lesbian bitch
by TrickyTheClown May 26, 2021
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