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Means "Monkey" in Indonesian. If you search it up on the internet, tons of pictures of monkeys being tortured or in awful conditions will show up. See also "Monkey hate gate".
Monyet adalah satwa yang bodoh
Monkey is stupid animal

I searched random words in indonesian, nothing much to say except when i searched monyet there was a video of a guy feeding a baby monkey with a huge neck chain, bruises on the throat and lots of scars over it's body.
Monyet by Ape Warrior September 24, 2023
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Cinta monyet 

Used to describe two young lovers which means they're probably break up in 1 or 3 months later
13 yrs old boy: ooh i love youuu soooo muchhh babyyy
13 yrs old girl: i loveee youuu tooooo babyy booo

Me:cinta monyet lol
Cinta monyet by Xmokbagitauk December 3, 2023
"How are you going today?"

"Monyen!!"
Monyen by Jon B1 March 27, 2008

Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings
When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.
Total Monet by giglingurl February 7, 2008

Internet Monet 

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.
I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!
Internet Monet by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

a full-on monet 

A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close

Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.
Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Clueless (1996)
a full-on monet by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006
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