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Monté is the most cool guy you would ever meet. Tall and handsome with a walk so smooth, everyone notices when he enters the room. He can give great advice , listens carefully but also speaks his mind. Although his demeanor is mostly calm and mellow, anxiety can get the best of him. He is honest and generous with those he loves, always putting a smile on their faces. Artistic visual mind, producing various skills. Smarter and sexier than your average. Good friend to chill with. Passion that overflows in the bedroom. Sweet , kind, and affectionate. The kind of guy you find once in a lifetime. You may find shelter deep within this mountain.
“Who is that?”

Girl , that’s Monté. ”
Monté by one true ace June 1, 2023
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A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run through his veins and truth and comfort are the gifts he shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.
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Monte by camping2 February 2, 2010
A man usually with a penis sizing from 9-15in long, Monte can out-size everyone in the West Coast
Is a sex master and can make a girl cry with his mind, the girl is crying because she remembers the deep dick in her pussy like it was yesterday.He will ravish a snatch in a heartbeat.
Hey did you see that guy at the beach a second ago... his penis was almost as big as Monte's is.
Monte by Jizzmaster123 December 4, 2010
Something that is super cool or awesome.
That party last night was MONTE!! There were so many hot babes it was a lot of fun.
monte by shockey1489 October 26, 2009
That girl is sooo monte.
monte by one pin bun March 9, 2005
If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous
Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy
Monte by Imtheone101 May 25, 2018
A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.
"Monte helped me lose my depression!"
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