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Montes

It means Mountains, Forest, lots of Trees
lets go have a picnic in those montes
by GAMMAG November 2, 2006
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Montes

Short Skirt, Stiletto boots, and no panties (aka Hooker).
Dude, I scored a montes last night.
by Towls October 15, 2006
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Montes

A Fortnite-loving person who spends all his bank savings and even his car for just 10 V-Bucks
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Montes?
Person 2: He's payin and playin
by YeetusMcFeetus August 11, 2018
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Montes

A girl with the last name Montes is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet. BUT GOD DAMN DOES SHE HAVE THE NICEST BODY. Perfect sizes for everything... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... She is so cool and easy to relate to, If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl. You are blessed. And if your dating this girl, buddy this girl is your miracle because you are probably the most luckiest guy on the earth to get to see her face up close. As long as your with her it will be heaven.
jeff: Hey did you see the new girl?
Joe: Yeah the Montes girl?
Jeff: Dude shes so pretty.
by Iamreallyboredrightnow March 1, 2023
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Montes de Oca

1. A really long last name of Spanish lineage. Literally translated it means 'Large hills with an oak forest on top' or 'Large hills with geese on top'. Most prefer the oak forest definition.

2. The bane of any standarized test takers.
"Mr. Jefferson, I need more time. My last name is 'Montes de Oca' and I've only gotten the bubbles filled up to the 'e'."
by JCMdO September 28, 2008
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Sloppy Montes

The act of being an annoying grease ball at a party whilst believing everyone else thinks you're hot.
Fred - "See that dirty gutta over there?"
Ted - "Yea she is really being a Sloppy Montes."
by SpecialDelivery1 June 17, 2012
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Jacqui Montes

1: A chill, sarcastic, neutral meaning you never know if they are happy or mad or sad, wonderful friend.
2:Sneaker freaker
" girl you just like jacqui montes! stop getting all those shoes!!"
by filamlove August 29, 2009
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