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To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
Monstered by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

monsterella 

The female version of a Monster... Monsterella~~~
a jerk off smiling in your face, stabbing you in the back, controlling, obnoxious, insensitive, and very hard to get along with female monsterella.

Monstrey 

1) prime specimen of a male, who has qualities every man must obtain to achieve true greatness
2) to be harmed, caused physical or emotional damage
3) interjection used in instances of extreme joy
Darn I wish Marco had qualities like Monstrey, then he’d be awesome to the max.

Better run Craig, otherwise I am gonna Monstrey your face so hard your jaw is gonna shatter into a million pieces.

Upon receiving her Dr Pepper Jenna squealed, “Monstrey! My life is complete” in sheer joy.
Monstrey by empire of pandemonium November 6, 2008

cookie-monstered 

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.
I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)
"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"
monstered by Bob April 26, 2005