Monster Ned 

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

Monster Ned by FinnShart October 31, 2022

Monstered

To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster

Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!

Monstered by monsterlyfe February 21, 2018

cookie-monstered 

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

cookie-monstered by sickbeats June 3, 2007

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

Cookie Monstered by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

monstered by Bob April 26, 2005

blochness monstered 

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"

Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!

blochness monstered by The MAN20 February 25, 2008

monstered

To be beaten severely

Max: I got a pair of 4s
Terminator: Full house
Merlin: MONSTERED!

monstered by Bot_40 July 7, 2003