monotheistic

Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.

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Monotheistic gain

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better

The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists

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Omg I had sex with that guy and guess what, he's monotesticle! So weird right

monotesticle by MonsterMo September 17, 2013

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Posting up a narrow minded opinion on a forum, very popular with car forums. For example All vauxhalls are rubbish.

Jamie, "I find your view Monotistic".

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when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

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Meaning one or a single testicle within the scrotum.

My father always called me "Cockclopse", I finally had the ball to ask what he meant and he told me that I am monotesticular.

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its when a guy only has one ball in his sack

hey, look at sarah, she's got monotesticleness!

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