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Adj. Pertaining to a belief system with only one almighty god.

Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are monotheistic.

monotheistic by Downstrike May 24, 2004

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Monotheistic gain

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better

The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists

Monotheistic gain by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023

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monotesticle

Has one ball.
Normal male has 2.

Omg I had sex with that guy and guess what, he's monotesticle! So weird right

monotesticle by MonsterMo September 17, 2013

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Monotistic

Posting up a narrow minded opinion on a forum, very popular with car forums. For example All vauxhalls are rubbish.

Jamie, "I find your view Monotistic".

Monotistic by Johnyhatesjazz December 6, 2006

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monotesticalvaginitis

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

monotesticalvaginitis by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011

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Monotesticular

Meaning one or a single testicle within the scrotum.

My father always called me "Cockclopse", I finally had the ball to ask what he meant and he told me that I am monotesticular.

Monotesticular by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

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monotesticleness

its when a guy only has one ball in his sack

hey, look at sarah, she's got monotesticleness!

monotesticleness by mycockismassive123 November 20, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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