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Monoplado

A tornado that targets Monopoly boards. Making it impossible to put everything back on the board to resume playing.
Player 1: Dude, you owe me $5,000.

Player 2: HOLY SHIT A MONOPLADO!
by whoaanusss February 23, 2009
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monopulator

A person who is losing in monolopy and manipulates people in order to stay in the game. either through shameless grovelling, makin deals/pacts. etc
"Marc is totally the biggest monopulator"
by jerry12345678901234567890 March 15, 2009
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Monoparolic

(Adj) - pertaining to responses that consist of solely one word. Often originating from disinterested romantic interests or sullen teenagers.

Compare with monosyllabic
Q- Finbar, how proceeds your textular relationship with Martha?

F- Too bad Quentin, too bad, stiflingly monoparolic on her part.

Q- Oh, for shame sir!
by jpandthebooks April 10, 2017
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Monkladoid

A Monkladoid is a word for an obese Troglodyte that is transracial and transgender known for living in cave located in the middle east and in the wise words of a great man "the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. Shit's stuck. Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine dick sucker."
This fuckin Monkladoid is better than me in csgo so im gonna ddos him
by The Lofi Legend July 30, 2021
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Monoshadosexual

Being sexually attracted to a dumb white boy on discord
Krueger is an intense Monoshadosexual.
by MonoShado March 2, 2022
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monopadice

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.
Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*
by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008
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monoplatform

a game that works only on one gaming platform
halo is an example of a monoplatform game
by thechosenone839 June 2, 2010
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