A dangerous mindset that a lot of amateur business owners get hooked into - that operates almost like a religion where they focus ALL their efforts (and risk their livelihood) on a single platform. Usually represented by a belief that a paid or organic marketing platform will save their lives and businesses.
Monoplatformism is the belief of many small business owners have that you only need one marketing channel in order to succeed in life, therefore going "all in" on one BUT risking everything in the process.
"Monoplatformism is the only way to succeed"- said the business owner just before they got bitch slapped by an algororithm change.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!