Monkladoid 

A Monkladoid is a word for an obese Troglodyte that is transracial and transgender known for living in cave located in the middle east and in the wise words of a great man "the phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist-red. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on your man homie AAGH I tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it. Can't make it. Shit's stuck. Outta my way son! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! We're dead. You're a genuine dick sucker."

This fuckin Monkladoid is better than me in csgo so im gonna ddos him

Monkladoid by The Lofi Legend July 30, 2021

Monkadoodle 

1) An affectionate name for any dog of indeterminate breed, aspiring to designer status.

2) An unlikely mix of a poodle and, say, a Havanese, which, even though the resulting scruffy creature may possess two heads and eight legs, will still be right at home in the most upscale dog park.

"And, uh... what's yours?" "Oh, she's a Monkadoodle."

Monkadoodle by Monkey's Dad September 16, 2019

monkadodashi

A race of monkeys on a different planet, ten times more intelligent than humans.

Monkadodashis are very intelligent compared to humans.

monkadodashi by MbB442 October 19, 2008

Monkadoodle 

A bitch who blows off her friends to go eat with someone else. Usually a bitch named Jessalyn.

Jessalyn is being a monkadoodle.

Monkadoodle by Super bad bitch January 10, 2014