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monogalust 

(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time

2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked
After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.

That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.

moogleslayer

My soul mate, my friend, and my lover. *smirk* I remember when Moogle and I first laid eyes on each other. It was so romantic. I then took him back to my place and brutally ass raped him until he passed out. *sigh* Poor little moogle buns.
Moogleslayer you are my life. I am your light, you are my darkness. I cannot live without you. I just want you to know that I'm here for you. And I'll keep defending you against the n00bs of Newgrounds.
moogleslayer by Shin2k27 January 7, 2005

MoogleSlayer

l33t haker an my dadys a polece man
WHAAAAA My dadys a poileec man
MoogleSlayer by MoogleSlayer January 4, 2005

monocules 

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
monocules by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec
"arrgh, where be me monocles?"
monocles by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006

ear moggles 

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm
These are my ear moggles
ear moggles by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019
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