Monoggles 

Monogamy googles. ShanNON rocks the socks of these monoggles. They're hot.

Might I inquire about your rusty monoggles.

Monoggles by Queleigh October 2, 2006

monogalust 

(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time

2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked

After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.

That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.

monogalust by Giggles & Likes It June 4, 2008

moogleslayer

My soul mate, my friend, and my lover. *smirk* I remember when Moogle and I first laid eyes on each other. It was so romantic. I then took him back to my place and brutally ass raped him until he passed out. *sigh* Poor little moogle buns.

Moogleslayer you are my life. I am your light, you are my darkness. I cannot live without you. I just want you to know that I'm here for you. And I'll keep defending you against the n00bs of Newgrounds.

moogleslayer by Shin2k27 January 7, 2005

MoogleSlayer

l33t haker an my dadys a polece man

WHAAAAA My dadys a poileec man

MoogleSlayer by MoogleSlayer January 4, 2005

monocules 

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.

This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.

monocules by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011

monocles

A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec

"arrgh, where be me monocles?"

monocles by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006

ear moggles 

Ear muffs, keeps your ears warm

These are my ear moggles

ear moggles by Mrs Millsy July 10, 2019