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monogalust 

(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time

2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked
After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.

That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.

monoguansyphilaids

monoguansyphilaids - A combination of the most common STD's. By definition, this could be applied to either a human being or a personal computer. It simply suggests that who or whatever it is applied to, is simply disgusting or grossly infected.
You have monoguansyphilaids. Your PC is infected with a virus, it probably has monoguansyphilaids.
monoguansyphilaids by Skootz October 23, 2012

Moonglasses 

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH
Moonglasses by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

monogaserious 

state of being dedicated to one partner
john is monogaserious to janee
monogaserious by beano February 9, 2005

Monogastronomy 

The practice of eating the same dish every day for the rest of your life.
For religious and moral reasons adhere to the doctrine of monogastronomy.
Monogastronomy by jbdog November 17, 2019

Monlasses 

A thick dark substance thats made by cooking down original green Monster Energy drink.
Can be used in cooking and just chuging down Monster faster.
I can't drink 4 cans of Monster. I cooked them down to Monlasses so I could chug them all in just a few seconds.
Now I am the monster!
Monlasses by JessieTheMonster December 8, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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