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monogalust 

(noun) 1. a condition of intense or unrestrained sexual craving to have a single sexual partner during a period of time

2. an overwhelming desire to get married to every person on which one has macked
After she hooked up with that dude last night, she is all full of monogalust for him today.

That chick looking at Tiffany engagement rings has a bad case of monogalust.

monoguansyphilaids

monoguansyphilaids - A combination of the most common STD's. By definition, this could be applied to either a human being or a personal computer. It simply suggests that who or whatever it is applied to, is simply disgusting or grossly infected.
You have monoguansyphilaids. Your PC is infected with a virus, it probably has monoguansyphilaids.
monoguansyphilaids by Skootz October 23, 2012

Moonglasses 

That one dick who wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
He's wearing Moonglasses.
What are they?
They're those sunglasses worn at night, DUH
Moonglasses by DesultoryStudio June 25, 2014

monogaserious 

state of being dedicated to one partner
john is monogaserious to janee
monogaserious by beano February 9, 2005

Monogastronomy 

The practice of eating the same dish every day for the rest of your life.
For religious and moral reasons adhere to the doctrine of monogastronomy.
Monogastronomy by jbdog November 17, 2019

Monlasses 

A thick dark substance thats made by cooking down original green Monster Energy drink.
Can be used in cooking and just chuging down Monster faster.
I can't drink 4 cans of Monster. I cooked them down to Monlasses so I could chug them all in just a few seconds.
Now I am the monster!
Monlasses by JessieTheMonster December 8, 2021