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Monogamate 

A monogamous mate or partner. A term used to describe a boyfriend or girlfriend in an exclusive relationship. Ex: he's my monogamate. Ex: we are monogamated
They've been monogamated for 7 months.
Monogamate by Plasmadynamic January 10, 2015

Monogamize 

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.
We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!
Monogamize by Yahgirlnahgirl February 9, 2018

MONOGAMARY 

A woman who is totally faithful to her partner. Will never cheat on them, ever.

Note: The masculine form is Monogamarty.
Debbie is so devoted to her husband, she is such a monogamary.
MONOGAMARY by Ivanna Bealone November 12, 2019

monogamister 

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.
I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.
monogamister by gurgoob January 10, 2012

monogame 

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."
Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!
monogame by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008

monogulated 

messed up or disordered
your arm is monogulated
monogulated by Ross May 30, 2004
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