monogulated
messed up or disordered
your arm is monogulated
monogulated by Ross May 30, 2004
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monopulate
the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.
Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
or
That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
or
That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
monopulate by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010
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monogulated • mongulated • monopulate • Mangulated • Manigulated • Monogubate • Monopolated • Mungulated
mongulated
A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
mongulated by Vagabond October 8, 2006
Monopolated
To monopolize and manipulate at the same time. The action of taking hold of any and all angles to ensure your victory.
Monopolated by NarLanMarLor May 29, 2015
Mangulated
Mangulated by Steeffaann August 20, 2007
monopulate
(v.) - To monopolize a situation, event, your girlfriend's best friend, etc. through manipulation; taking control of something through influence such as charm, liquor, etc.
There was precious little Charlie didn't either outright own or have a piece of the action in Chicagotown. From sweet-talking his way into high society or brute force kills in the underworld, he had monopulated the entire organized crime scene. He was king and he would never let anyone forget that.
monopulate by Mr. Subatomic January 4, 2004
Mangulated
A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.
"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
Mangulated by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012
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