the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.
Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
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That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.
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That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010
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A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
by Vagabond October 8, 2006
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Get the Mangulated mug.(v.) - To monopolize a situation, event, your girlfriend's best friend, etc. through manipulation; taking control of something through influence such as charm, liquor, etc.
There was precious little Charlie didn't either outright own or have a piece of the action in Chicagotown. From sweet-talking his way into high society or brute force kills in the underworld, he had monopulated the entire organized crime scene. He was king and he would never let anyone forget that.
by Mr. Subatomic January 4, 2004
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"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"
by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012
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