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monking off 

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off
can't believe goblin keeps monking off
monking off by eggbearrice January 14, 2021
Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
Monking by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008

mongling 

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb
hey, quit mongling the cat
mongling by sacburg January 2, 2008

monolingual 

mon•o•lin•gual (adjective)

Using only one language.
A person who is able to speak, write, or produce in only one language.
I am monolingual because I can only speak English.
monolingual by Von Button January 17, 2007

Monolingus 

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
Monolingus by saint_adventure October 2, 2014
the act of locking ones self up in a room, cave, ect. with only stale bread and water to play games such as "halo3" and other xbox games for days upon end without rest.
luke: dude, wheres tom?

adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3

luke: again? damn, what a loser

tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!
Monking by Adrian T. July 5, 2008
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