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Monkling

When a person is not just acting foolish but effecting other on doing so. Being a buffoon!
John why did you do that you absolute monkling
by Pord_Lord March 6, 2020
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monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off
can't believe goblin keeps monking off
by eggbearrice January 14, 2021
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Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008
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mongling

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb
hey, quit mongling the cat
by sacburg January 2, 2008
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monolingual

mon•o•lin•gual (adjective)

Using only one language.
A person who is able to speak, write, or produce in only one language.
I am monolingual because I can only speak English.
by Von Button January 17, 2007
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Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
by saint_adventure October 2, 2014
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Monking

the act of locking ones self up in a room, cave, ect. with only stale bread and water to play games such as "halo3" and other xbox games for days upon end without rest.
luke: dude, wheres tom?

adrian: dude, toms off monking halo 3

luke: again? damn, what a loser

tom: (in his cave) w00t! just pwned some noob!
by Adrian T. July 5, 2008
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