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Molingus 

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Molingus by Zarbuck December 1, 2010

monolingual 

mon•o•lin•gual (adjective)

Using only one language.
A person who is able to speak, write, or produce in only one language.
I am monolingual because I can only speak English.
monolingual by Von Button January 17, 2007

Monolingus 

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
Monolingus by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

monolinglet 

Someone who can only speak/read one language. Portmanteau comprising of "monolingual" and "manlet."
Most likely originated from 4chan's /lit/ board. Certain users of the board believe that only being able to read in English means one cannot be considered well read.
4chan user A: What's the best translation of The Iliad?
4chan user B: *Hasn't learned to read Ancient Greek* Yikes, monolinglets should not be allowed to post on /lit/.
monolinglet by bestthanezra July 1, 2019

Monolingualsplaining 

When someone who speak only one language act overly entitled over multilingual people or foreigners
This American is monolingualsplaining to a spanish guy on the internet by writing"this is America, Speak English!" on a public internet forums where people can log from anywhere

monolinguist 

Well. If you speak three languages, this means you are a trilinguist. If you speak two languages, this means that you are trilinguist. But if you are a monolonguist; that's to say, if you speak one and only one language, this means that you are AMERICAN!
Ahmad, an Arab guy speaks only Arabic.He is a monolinguist. So, he is an American! hehe