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Molingus 

The act of pleasuring a woman orally while sporting a movember or a mo-linger.

Given the fact that few movembers ever turn into mo-lingers, it is assumed that the woman who likes molingus is a rare find indeed.
Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?

Zed: I thought I'd keep it for a while... I think it looks good.

Sally: I don't think so.

Zed: How about we go into the bedroom and I can give you a little of the molingus?

*pause*

Sally: When are you going to shave that rat of your face?
Molingus by Zarbuck December 1, 2010

monolingual 

mon•o•lin•gual (adjective)

Using only one language.
A person who is able to speak, write, or produce in only one language.
I am monolingual because I can only speak English.
monolingual by Von Button January 17, 2007

Monolingus 

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
Monolingus by saint_adventure October 2, 2014

monolinglet 

Someone who can only speak/read one language. Portmanteau comprising of "monolingual" and "manlet."
Most likely originated from 4chan's /lit/ board. Certain users of the board believe that only being able to read in English means one cannot be considered well read.
4chan user A: What's the best translation of The Iliad?
4chan user B: *Hasn't learned to read Ancient Greek* Yikes, monolinglets should not be allowed to post on /lit/.
monolinglet by bestthanezra July 1, 2019

Monolingualsplaining 

When someone who speak only one language act overly entitled over multilingual people or foreigners
This American is monolingualsplaining to a spanish guy on the internet by writing"this is America, Speak English!" on a public internet forums where people can log from anywhere

monolinguist 

Well. If you speak three languages, this means you are a trilinguist. If you speak two languages, this means that you are trilinguist. But if you are a monolonguist; that's to say, if you speak one and only one language, this means that you are AMERICAN!
Ahmad, an Arab guy speaks only Arabic.He is a monolinguist. So, he is an American! hehe
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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