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Monkey Trunk 

n. When a woman's inner labia (labia minora) extends beyond her outer labia (labia majora) which are most commonly larger
That woman's monkey trunk was so big she had to tuck it in when she wore a bikini.
Monkey Trunk by Gods_mistake May 1, 2005
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trunk monkey 

A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.
I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.
trunk monkey by porrasturvat jr. January 1, 2004

trunk monkey 

The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")
"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."
trunk monkey by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008

Trunk monkey 

Noun. The act of mounting your sexual partner from behind and transitioning quickly and unexpectedly to anal penetration. Whislt this occurs, you must assume the position of the classic barrel of monkeys posture and noise.
She asked for the sex of a lifetime so I turned her over and gave her a trunk monkey that she'll never forget...
Trunk monkey by LedouxMe January 27, 2017

trunk monkey 

a girl who loves anal sex
I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.
trunk monkey by Chris Colbeck May 14, 2005

Trunk Monkey 

Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.
guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"
Trunk Monkey by chips\ahoy June 28, 2009

trunk monkey 

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.
Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.
trunk monkey by Stan April 12, 2006
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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