dashboard confessional

a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans

my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit douche bag music

by stan January 31, 2005

school

a sweatshop that one travels to 180 days in a year

slave labor, waste of time

by stan March 09, 2005

poontang

yummy goodness located in a woman's vulva

there's only one thing in this world that i would die for. and that my friend, is poontang

by stan February 16, 2005

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by Stan May 03, 2004

MTV

the television station that is responsible for the genocide of good music

if all you play on your station is rap, shitty bands such as good charlotte, celebrity shows, and a show about two idiotic celebrities who happen to be married, you can't really classify yourself as "music" television

by stan February 23, 2005

rolled

To toilet paper someone's yard.

He pissed us off, so we rolled his yard last night.

by Stan March 16, 2004

blow grits

To puke. Throw up

I got so drunk, then I blew grits.

by Stan March 15, 2004