Definitions by Stan

Jobber 

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

Jobber by Stan October 26, 2010

fart 

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

fart by stan October 15, 2006

fart 

releasing evil demons created by taco bell through one's anus

so, i told frank sinatra... wait hold on... (FART).... OHHH that felt good

fart by stan October 15, 2006

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises

if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled

Anime by stan August 25, 2006

gay bandit 

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

gay bandit by stan August 18, 2006

zampy 

An adjective that gives any action or noun a more hyperactive or bright meaning.

Dude that fucking ride was ZAMPY AS HELL!!!

zampy by stan April 12, 2006

handball 

A city sport played against a wall with you hards. Probably one of the oldest and greatest games. Played in the U.S. and Ireland, in U.S. mostly in New York City.

Whoa, did u see how he hit that handball?

handball by Stan April 12, 2006