Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats paint

babbon in a paint shop who is hungry

by Dustman January 12, 2002

Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

monkeypoint

Being so mega balling at basketball that you hit that monkeypoint.

I am currently hitting that monkeypoint.

by ScottLee666 September 22, 2022