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Monkey Lick 

The monkey lick originated in the boys locker room of Southern Lehigh High School.
A monkey lick is when a male rubs his genitals on another males fore head. Then he gently secrets semen onto the males forehead. Then he licks it all off.
Monkey Lick by david shapiro April 26, 2004
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Bosnian Monkey Lick 

The act of licking the shit and blood out of a girls ass and vagina while she is on her period
So what did you do to her Rhet
I gave her the ole Bosnian Monkey Lick

monkey licker 

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle 

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

Munkey Licked 

To be licked, against your will, by another.
Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.

Munkey Licked by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

monkeylicker 

A person who does/says something incredibly offensive/repulsive. They can be referred, quite simply, as a monkeylicker.
"god, have you seen those hawaiian shirts Derek has been wearing lately? what a monkeylicker"
monkeylicker by Buggercakes January 3, 2004

monkeylicious 

Adjective: Something that is good or cool.
Did you see that flip I just did on the trampoline, it was so monkeylicious.
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