Monkey Cunt

The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The Monkey Cunt wanted food from the back of the store, he should know I only serve petrol,no food.

by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010

Monkey Cunt

When you arguing with your homey and you need a smooth ass insult to put that little bitch in his place.

-"you wanna fucking die today homie?"
- " sit the fuck down you gay ass MONKEY CUNT."

by OneUglyAssBitch November 24, 2016

monkey cunt

Description of a black person

same as: Wog, black person, nigger, coon, darkie, spook, jungle bunny, bushwhacker, nig-nog, golly-wog etc....

"Oi! That fuckin monkey cunt just robbed that 8 year old girl!"

by London_Town October 27, 2007

Monkey Jew Cunt

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

by N Dynamite May 3, 2010

cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 22, 2005

cunt monkey

a less than affectionate term for the young offspring of a human female

tom: is matt coming out on the lash with us tonight?
gareth: nah, cherly's making his stay in to watch the cunt monkey.

by crxchaos July 7, 2006

Cunt Monkey

someone that always has his face in a pussy. someone that performs lots of oral sex on women.

"He is such a cunt monkey"
"I want to be a cunt monkey"

by Brent B. May 18, 2007