monkey cock 

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

monkey cock by Jonballz February 11, 2004

albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)

furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”

albino monkey cock by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

albino monkey cock by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

mini monkey cock 

extremely small hairy nodule protruding from from the male pubic region that is barely visible to the naked he/she-monkey.

dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower

mini monkey cock by mini monkey lover January 18, 2004

Cock Monkey 

May be considered vulgar or insulting to some. Someone that likes to climb and / or hang from a cock or cocks.

She might not like to hear me say this others but my girlfriend truly is a cock monkey.

Cock Monkey by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

cock monkey 

See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.

An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.

Also used affectionately.

Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"

Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"

cock monkey by Gregatron September 23, 2003

cock monkey 

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

cock monkey by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005