Monkey Chuff 

A Monkey's vagina stuffed with cotton balls, in an irregular fashion.

Dude, Shane is such a Monkey Chuff!

I Know! I can't believe it!

Monkey Chuff by Capt. Picard of the Enterprise July 17, 2016

Chuff Monkey! 

A small brown monkey that fits in your palm, found in the rainforests of Argentina

Chuff Monkey! by Anonymous May 9, 2002

chuff monkey

A person who during oral sex concentrates on the gential region of the female.

I heard you are a bit of a 'chuff monkey'

chuff monkey by Nick Clements November 28, 2003

Chuff Monkey! 

Generally a friendly derisive expletive.

I can't believe you did that, you stupid Chuff Monkey!

Chuff Monkey! by Darren November 26, 2001

Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !

Chuff monkey by Allovesit May 25, 2023

Flying monkey's chuff nut 

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

Flying monkey's chuff nut by pinkcity November 17, 2010

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004