Definitions by Allovesit

Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet

Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet

Matteo by Allovesit September 25, 2025

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !