Monguin
A Monguin is a retarded penguin
Monguin
The crossing of a monkey and penguin as designed in the comics strip created by two geniuses in Washington Township, Michigan. Not to be confused with a mongoose, because whoever made that up is not paying attention obviously.
Also an aol screen name.
Also an aol screen name.
Monguin by Matt Smith March 6, 2007
Related Words
monguin • monging • Monging out • Monging It • Manguin • Manguine • Menguin • Menguini • moguin • Mongina
Manguin
a creature who's sole purpose, it claims, is to 'help you help yourself' however frequently finds himself in situations where he is the one in dire straits. Commonly found in the headlock position of an unimpressed bouncer, his travels take him to populated student haunts across London where he takes it upon himself to get ridiculously drunk and make absurd hand gestures to the song 'mr brightside'. Usually found in trackpants and hoodie but occasionally known to gallavant around in a bright blue dressing gown this creature is harmless and should not be taken seriously at any point.
Manguin by captain chunder February 22, 2010
Monguiste
A contextual placeholder that is used to describe a specific lifestyle or essence of sexual innuendo that highlights dirty behaviour with a side of romantic lust.
Oh mommy, you know I love mac and cheese for dinner, let me repay you with a lick of the monguiste.
I walked in on my mom and dad watching some porn, and i heard my mom say oh my god my monguiste is dripping. I cant believe that whole thing fit.
When you have a fever, and your step mom walks in with a thong and spiked black dildo in hand, and says let me fix your monguiste.
I walked in on my mom and dad watching some porn, and i heard my mom say oh my god my monguiste is dripping. I cant believe that whole thing fit.
When you have a fever, and your step mom walks in with a thong and spiked black dildo in hand, and says let me fix your monguiste.
Monging It
British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.
Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005
Monging Out
Basically - Zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can't help but do so. When your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes.
It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.
It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.
Monging Out by fezkayuu November 16, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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