The combination of a monkey and a penguin. A true menguin is fluent in English, Japanese, and his or her native tongue of menguinese. They often go on inter-planetary rock tours with the band two purple phish
An action or phrase that contains language that causes offence and humour at the same time, increasing the mortality rate of those in the local area. Also a type of STD found on the head of penises of Jews that have been chopped off by a Neo-Nazi
"How do you pick up a jewish girl, with a dustpan and brush"
Wow man, thats such a Menghini-ism you cant say that!