Manguine

When speaking of the male genitalia, another term used for penis.

Hey asshole! You must be hungry, you're staring at my manguine.

by doc152 July 24, 2009

Mangineering

The act of creating or repairing useful items employing the materials at hand. Mostly practiced by men, it is often criticized by those who aren't able to come up with solutions anywhere near as practical. Common mangineering supplies include duct tape, bailing wire, zip ties, and PVC pipe.

Sally and Tom were stranded in the middle of nowhere because their car wouldn't run. Sally stomped her feet and shouted "Girl Power!", but for some reason it still wouldn't run. Tom used his mangineering skills and fixed the problem with duct tape while Sally rolled her eyes.

by Dalrock November 7, 2010

Manguin

a creature who's sole purpose, it claims, is to 'help you help yourself' however frequently finds himself in situations where he is the one in dire straits. Commonly found in the headlock position of an unimpressed bouncer, his travels take him to populated student haunts across London where he takes it upon himself to get ridiculously drunk and make absurd hand gestures to the song 'mr brightside'. Usually found in trackpants and hoodie but occasionally known to gallavant around in a bright blue dressing gown this creature is harmless and should not be taken seriously at any point.

'Oh dear, Manguin is in a bad shape'

by captain chunder February 22, 2010

Manruined

What a real man does to a woman isolated in an inaccessible place, especially an island. Never again will she find true pleasure with a regular man, assuming she gets off the island

My temp job today had me working for this fine ass lady, but damn dog she was a beotch. After lunch I got her alone behind the porta potty and manruined her. Now she wants me to work full time. SCORE

by Silverstreaker November 7, 2015

mangineer

The title given to someone who practices mangineering or employs manginuity.

Larry: Man, I can fix anything with duct tape and zip ties.
Earl: Yeah, you're quite the mangineer, alright.

by grrrl genius August 25, 2009

mangine

The plural of a mangina.

You all are a bunch of mangine.

by crazymonkey January 27, 2004

manginer

{NOUN} Manginer:

A derogitory term for the genitalia of a man possessing a vagina as well as or in place of a penis.

Though similar to the genitalia of a chick with a dick or shemale it is distinguished as a predominantly male term.

Formed from the conjunction of Man and Vagina it was originally used as a vengeful mnemonic for the proper noun (Mrs) Mangion.

"Dude, I have a double period last two with Mrs. Manginer!"

"Hey Tim, wouldn't it be cool if I had a manginer on my arm!"

by zoldrin February 23, 2004