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Friend 1: what is the plural of mongoose?

Friend 2: Mongii :)
Mongii by Draculaura May 31, 2023
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The state in which a person or being is biologically monged
I think Leo has Mongism
Mongism by LewLew6 August 12, 2021
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someone who is not quite all there in the brain category; they do stupid things, they probably have issues with being gainfully employed, they sit in strip mall bars and talk about their old glory days in high school
He's not going to work today, he's a mongie.
Mongie by OBNJ1988 June 9, 2018
A Monguin is a retarded penguin
Look at that monguin over there. He's stuck on that ice floe.

or

Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham

or

Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!
Monguin by arseblog2 September 24, 2010

monii fucca 

A more funny and civilized word for "motherfucker"
monii fucca by JOSH123JOSH March 24, 2020
A contextual placeholder that is used to describe a specific lifestyle or essence of sexual innuendo that highlights dirty behaviour with a side of romantic lust.
Oh mommy, you know I love mac and cheese for dinner, let me repay you with a lick of the monguiste.

I walked in on my mom and dad watching some porn, and i heard my mom say oh my god my monguiste is dripping. I cant believe that whole thing fit.

When you have a fever, and your step mom walks in with a thong and spiked black dildo in hand, and says let me fix your monguiste.
Monguiste by Guiste May 3, 2019

Mongxiong 

To be idiotic or retarded in an unintentionally manner.
"Look at that guy he is such a mongxiong!"

"Did you see Brandy's Right Here music video? She looks so mongxiong in it!"
Mongxiong by Sexehhh January 2, 2009
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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