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An expression used in Jamaican slang when you think your friend is doing something really stupid but you doubt anything you say will persuade them or make a difference.

'So I'm going to marry that girl I told you about, the recovering crack addict I met on 'Convicted Cuties'. Do you think that's a bad idea?'

'Monfree.'

Monfree by mistasteve June 30, 2019

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Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

Mike monfee by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

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Related Words

Monfree • Monfreee • monfeeyy • monreeh • moofree • MOONFREEZE • Mike monfee • mon frere

monreeh

skilled player and big balls

Yo Monreeh is cracked! Have you seen his insane 360 noscope?

monreeh by benasmeister November 12, 2019

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MOONFREEZE

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF A SUNBURN.

I LAYED OUT IN THE MOON SO LONG, THAT I GOT A MOONFREEZE.

MOONFREEZE by JET148 November 24, 2011

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Monfreee

Monfree- when you're horrible Monday and horrible Friday meet and greet out your ass hole causing you to premature ejaculate at the end of the night or morning. This will lead to your Saturday being a s***** evening whereby you may have poop on your penis leaving you with a giant poop noodle.

My monfreee this week was horrible I barely made it out of the poop noodle stage just to get ready for another monfree .

Monfreee by Ginagyna123 May 13, 2025

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moofree

a fat stupid person

Your'e a moofree

moofree by anonymous fellow specimen May 6, 2020

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monfeeyy

Cheese bitch that is good at video games

You are a monfeeyy!

monfeeyy by monfus February 26, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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