moofree
Your'e a moofree
moofree by anonymous fellow specimen May 6, 2020
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Monfree
An expression used in Jamaican slang when you think your friend is doing something really stupid but you doubt anything you say will persuade them or make a difference.
'So I'm going to marry that girl I told you about, the recovering crack addict I met on 'Convicted Cuties'. Do you think that's a bad idea?'
'Monfree.'
'Monfree.'
Monfree by mistasteve June 30, 2019
moofee
moofee by Sumatra boyo June 16, 2006
MOONFREEZE
MOONFREEZE by JET148 November 24, 2011
Monfreee
Monfree- when you're horrible Monday and horrible Friday meet and greet out your ass hole causing you to premature ejaculate at the end of the night or morning. This will lead to your Saturday being a s***** evening whereby you may have poop on your penis leaving you with a giant poop noodle.
My monfreee this week was horrible I barely made it out of the poop noodle stage just to get ready for another monfree .
Monfreee by Ginagyna123 May 13, 2025
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