An expression used in Jamaican slang when you think your friend is doing something really stupid but you doubt anything you say will persuade them or make a difference.
'So I'm going to marry that girl I told you about, the recovering crack addict I met on 'Convicted Cuties'. Do you think that's a bad idea?'
Monfree- when you're horrible Monday and horrible Friday meet and greet out your ass hole causing you to premature ejaculate at the end of the night or morning. This will lead to your Saturday being a s***** evening whereby you may have poop on your penis leaving you with a giant poop noodle.
My monfreee this week was horrible I barely made it out of the poop noodle stage just to get ready for another monfree .
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.