Monfree- when you're horrible Monday and horrible Friday meet and greet out your ass hole causing you to premature ejaculate at the end of the night or morning. This will lead to your Saturday being a s***** evening whereby you may have poop on your penis leaving you with a giant poop noodle.
My monfreee this week was horrible I barely made it out of the poop noodle stage just to get ready for another monfree .
by Ginagyna123 May 13, 2025
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'So I'm going to marry that girl I told you about, the recovering crack addict I met on 'Convicted Cuties'. Do you think that's a bad idea?'
'Monfree.'
'Monfree.'
by mistasteve June 30, 2019
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